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Emotionally Unavailable Crewneck
Emotionally Unavailable Crewneck
Emotionally Unavailable Crewneck
Emotionally Unavailable Crewneck
Emotionally Unavailable Crewneck

Emotionally Unavailable Crewneck

48.00 USD

Says it so you don't have to. A single line of small serif on a heavyweight white crewneck. Wear it to the thing you didn't want to go to.

Gildan Heavy Blend crewneck, 50/50 cotton-poly, ribbed collar and cuffs, relaxed unisex fit. Printed to order in the US. Runs true to size; size up for an oversized fit.

Size guide (inches)
S: 20 wide / 27 long · M: 22 / 28 · L: 24 / 29 · XL: 26 / 30 · 2XL: 28 / 31 · 3XL: 30 / 32

Each piece is printed when you order it, usually within 2-5 business days, and ships flat-rate anywhere in the US. Nothing sits in a warehouse.

Damaged, misprinted, or the wrong size on our end? Email a photo within 14 days and we'll reprint it free. Since each one is made for you, we can't take change-of-mind returns, so check the size chart below.

Flat $5.39 shipping on every US order, no matter how many pieces. Most orders arrive 3-6 business days after they ship. Add the code EARLY15 at checkout for 15% off tees this week.

the details

Crop tee: boxy, cropped, dropped shoulders. Runs true to size; size up for a longer, looser fit.

XS: chest 17" / length 15"

S: chest 18" / length 15.5"

M: chest 19" / length 16"

L: chest 20.5" / length 16.5"

XL: chest 22" / length 17"

Crewneck: relaxed unisex fit. S 20" / M 22" / L 24" / XL 26" / 2XL 28" chest; lengths 27"-31".

Crop tee: AS Colour heavyweight combed cotton, preshrunk. Crewneck: Gildan Heavy Blend 50/50 cotton-poly fleece.

Printed direct-to-garment, so the ink sits in the fabric rather than on top of it. It softens with washing and doesn't crack or peel.

Printed to order in the US within 2-5 business days, then $5.39 flat shipping, arriving 3-6 business days later. US only for now.

Made for you, so no change-of-mind returns. Anything damaged or misprinted gets replaced free, just email us a photo within 14 days.

Wash cold, inside out. Hang dry or tumble low. Don't iron the print.